Friday, May 27, 2016

Rastlin’ – Greatest Ever

Who amongst us could ever forget it????

It was the greatest sporting event of ALLLLL TIME.

It occurred on August 20, 1963 at the Minneapolis Auditorium.

The Tag Team wraslin’ Championship of the World was to be decided. 

It pitted the champs of Ivan and Karol Kalmikof (Billed as the Kalmikoff Brothers) against the challengers of “The Crusher” and his cousin “Dick The Bruiser.”  These two were hardly a couple of “turkey necks.” 

Before the match would end the scoring table and any ring side chairs would be violently dismantled and their parts would be used as weapons in the ring. 

Things got out of hand when “The Bruiser” (or was it “The Crusher”??) pulled out a set of brass knuckles he had smuggled into the ring within his wraslin’ trunks. 

The referee would be wounded and dazed on several occasions rendering him mentally incapacitated to rule effectively.  At times he could also be seen laying unconscious outside the ring.  

The bell at ring side would be ripped from its casing and used to mercilessly beat the Kalmikoffs in attempts to disfigure them.  The mat of the ring would become drenched from the inordinate blood loss experienced by all four combatants.  In the end the Kalmikoffs would concede defeat and a pain ridden, delirious referee would end the carnage.   

It was not only a fabulous night for ALL sports fans but more importantly a momentous night for America.  For “The Crusher” and “The Bruiser”, amid their mauled bodies and blood-soaked faces, struck an extraordinary blow for freedom heard round the world when they savagely thrashed those dirty, rotten, bearded commies into submission.  The rumors that the outcome of this event led to the Kennedy assignation were ignored by the Warren Commission and still remain uninvestigated to this day; strongly suggesting the theory has strong credibility. 

BTW – What primarily made this the greatest event in sporting history is the fact that I was there and witnessed every blood curdling moment of this historic event.




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